Today is ‘Earth Day’ the day where crap-for-brains chicken little snowflake econutz have waxed feverishly  – for the past 49 YEARS – about how the world will end in the neext few days/weeks/months/years/heat death of the universe.

In celebration get out the charcoal grill and cook some steaks/ hamburgers/hotdogs whathaveyou in carbon based and basted glory.