Well:
1) It's very hot
2) All the beer is warm
3) All the virgins are men
4) This Adolf guy won't shut up
5) Lot of pissed off suicide bombers saying this wasn't what they signed up for https://t.co/7fYCqWfTds— Qasem Soleimani (@Qasam_Soleimani) January 3, 2020