“So this old fat guy was coming down the chimney, Officer, and I was going to let him have it, but then he offered me a case of 5.56 and a couple of boxes of 9mm, so I gave him some cookies and milk and let him go.”
“So this old fat guy was coming down the chimney, Officer, and I was going to let him have it, but then he offered me a case of 5.56 and a couple of boxes of 9mm, so I gave him some cookies and milk and let him go.”