Joe Biden Just Got Advice So Crazy You Won’t Believe It

Former Obama hand David Axelrod had some Valentine’s Day advice for Presidentish Joe Biden: Stop being such a Joe Biden.

Axelrod didn’t quite put it that way, but he might as well have — and on the Left’s holy-of-holies, too: The New York Times op-ed page.

With Biden’s first State of the Union Address coming up — provided the Adderal kicks in on time — Axelrod advises that Biden “proceed with caution” and avoid the temptation to “herald his achievements and declare that we have navigated the storm.”

The state of the union is stressed. To claim otherwise — to highlight the progress we have made, without fully acknowledging the hard road we have traveled and the distance we need to go — would seem off-key and out of touch. You simply cannot jawbone Americans into believing that things are better than they feel.

Americans “will want to hear less” about Biden’s overly-ambitious legislative agenda (currently dead in the Senate), and that his speech should be “less about him than us.”

Axelrod is confident that such a humble approach “should come naturally to the president.”

What color is the sky in your world, David?

Joe Biden has the nickname “Plugs” for the vanity project that’s spent the last four decades comically adorning his increasingly empty skull.

Joe Biden is the guy with veneers so glaringly white that the White House was switched entirely to 30-watt bulbs to protect his cabinet’s ability to see.

Joe Biden is so prickly that he just called Lester Holt a “wise guy” for asking a legitimate question about inflation.

Joe Biden will say literally anything to make himself look better than he actually is… which means he lies a LOT.

We could go on, but after nearly 50 years of Biden recklessly throwing his overinflated ego around the public stage, why should we bother?

There is some slim chance that Biden could pull off Axelrod’s humble act, even if for just one brief hour when everything is on the line.

But it’s about as likely as Insanity Wrap spending Sunday brunch with a virgin Bloody Mary.