{"id":101082,"date":"2024-04-01T07:46:55","date_gmt":"2024-04-01T12:46:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=101082"},"modified":"2024-04-01T07:46:55","modified_gmt":"2024-04-01T12:46:55","slug":"101082","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=101082","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It isn&#8217;t but it should be an April Fool&#8217;s Day joke.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&quot;NO WEAPONS ALLOWED&quot; <\/p>\n<p>Reporter *bewildered* that a shooting could possibly happen when the sign clearly states no guns. <\/p>\n<p>&quot;What?! How could it be? Sign was wrong size, probably&quot;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/missouri?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#missouri<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/ccw?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#ccw<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/dgu?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#dgu<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/2A?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#2A<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/5OnCoVX1AY\">pic.twitter.com\/5OnCoVX1AY<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; \ud83e\ude7a Dr. Napervillain Bunny\ud83d\udc30 (@Type07Safety) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Type07Safety\/status\/1749233005342621743?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 22, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It isn&#8217;t but it should be an April Fool&#8217;s Day joke. &quot;NO WEAPONS ALLOWED&quot; Reporter *bewildered* that a shooting could possibly happen when the sign clearly states no guns. &quot;What?! How could it be? Sign was wrong size, probably&quot;#missouri #ccw #dgu #2A pic.twitter.com\/5OnCoVX1AY &mdash; \ud83e\ude7a Dr. Napervillain Bunny\ud83d\udc30 (@Type07Safety) January 22, 2024<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[101],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupid-o-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=101082"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101082\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":101083,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101082\/revisions\/101083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=101082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=101082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=101082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}