Hi. I\u2019m Toshi.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m a retired ParaPyroPig, yellowjacket assassin, naturalized Appalachistani, greenhorn farmer, and aspiring author.
\nI\u2019m voting for the Impotent Party in November, whom I dislike.
\nWhy? I dislike the Impotent Party, but I utterly despise the Utterly Subversive Party.<\/p>\n
While as corrupt, the Impotent Party doesn\u2019t want to take my guns, put me into a reeducation camp, turn the USA into the USSR, and destroy western civilization.
\nFans of the Impotent Party will call me a commie for not standing for their egomaniacal, megalomaniac, sociopath candidate, and congratulating them for their collective milquetoast mediocrity.<\/p>\n
Fans of the Utterly Subversive Party will call me an ammosexual racist nazi islamophobe, and will assault, threaten, doxx, SWAT, and otherwise terrorize my family, for not supporting their babbling, senile dementia candidate.<\/p>\n
I loathe politics, and the overwhelming majority of politicians.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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