The day was really quite beautiful, so I sat down and had a cold beer.
\nThe drink facilitated some deep thinking.<\/p>\n
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, Finally I pondered an age old question: Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn’t really know, here is the reason for my conclusion: I rest my case.<\/p>\n Time for another beer. Then, maybe a nap.<\/p>\n -Unknown Author<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The day was really quite beautiful, so I sat down and had a cold beer. The drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, “Nothing.” The reason I said “Nothing” instead of saying “Just thinking” is because she then would have asked, “About what?” … Continue reading “”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[76,85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-now-for-something-completely-different","category-question-o-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=101991"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101991\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":101993,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101991\/revisions\/101993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=101991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=101991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=101991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nand I said, “Nothing.<\/em>”
\nThe reason I said “Nothing” instead of saying “Just thinking<\/em>” is because she then would have asked, “About what?<\/em>”
\nAt that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.<\/p>\n
\nIs giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nWell, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.<\/p>\n
\nA year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,
\n“It might be nice to have another child.”<\/em>
\nBut you never hear a guy say,
\n“You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”<\/em><\/p>\n