{"id":102039,"date":"2024-05-23T20:04:28","date_gmt":"2024-05-24T01:04:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=102039"},"modified":"2024-05-23T20:04:28","modified_gmt":"2024-05-24T01:04:28","slug":"102039","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=102039","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This <em>is <strong>not<\/strong><\/em> the Babylon Bee&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Satire is now reality:<\/p>\n<p>Illinois just passed a bill to change the word &quot;offender&quot; to &quot;justice-impacted individual&quot;<\/p>\n<p>HB 4409 passed both chambers.<\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Hdcu2pH2yz\">pic.twitter.com\/Hdcu2pH2yz<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EndWokeness\/status\/1793383486532813260?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 22, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is not the Babylon Bee&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; Satire is now reality: Illinois just passed a bill to change the word &quot;offender&quot; to &quot;justice-impacted individual&quot; HB 4409 passed both chambers. pic.twitter.com\/Hdcu2pH2yz &mdash; End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 22, 2024 &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50,80],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goobermint","category-you-cant-make-this-up"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=102039"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102039\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":102040,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102039\/revisions\/102040"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=102039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=102039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=102039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}