{"id":103748,"date":"2024-08-19T12:50:57","date_gmt":"2024-08-19T17:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=103748"},"modified":"2024-08-19T12:52:38","modified_gmt":"2024-08-19T17:52:38","slug":"103748","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=103748","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a serious rumor going around, she has a drinking problem,<br \/>\nas in she&#8217;s smashed most of the time.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">No.<\/p>\n<p>No.<\/p>\n<p>I daren\u2019t imagine I can charge my phone on the way home from work. It\u2019s too wonderful. It\u2019s just a faraway dream.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Fisher of Meh \ud83d\udc1f (@fisherofmeh) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fisherofmeh\/status\/1825521844448833924?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 19, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a serious rumor going around, she has a drinking problem, as in she&#8217;s smashed most of the time. No. No. I daren\u2019t imagine I can charge my phone on the way home from work. It\u2019s too wonderful. It\u2019s just a faraway dream. \u2014 Fisher of Meh \ud83d\udc1f (@fisherofmeh) August 19, 2024<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62,11,80],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comment-o-the-day","category-crap-for-brains","category-you-cant-make-this-up"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=103748"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":103751,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103748\/revisions\/103751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=103748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=103748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=103748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}