{"id":115055,"date":"2026-02-11T19:14:33","date_gmt":"2026-02-12T01:14:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=115055"},"modified":"2026-02-11T19:14:33","modified_gmt":"2026-02-12T01:14:33","slug":"115055","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=115055","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/HannahIamthest1\/status\/2021557470754169100\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Paul Rees. &#8211;\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>An engineer dies and ends up in Hell.<\/p>\n<p>Engineers don\u2019t usually end up there, so the Devil is pretty surprised.<br \/>\nHell, as expected, is a mess \u2014 the AC is broken, the pool is empty, the roads are falling apart, and everything is miserable.<\/p>\n<p>After some time, the engineer starts fixing things. The AC works again, the pool is full, roads are repaired, and suddenly Hell is\u2026 comfortable.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, God looks down and notices people in Hell actually enjoying themselves. Confused, He calls the Devil and asks what\u2019s going on.<\/p>\n<p>The Devil replies,<br \/>\n\u201cThat engineer you sent us has been fixing things. He\u2019s doing wonders down here!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>God exclaims,<br \/>\n\u201cWHAT?! Engineers don\u2019t go to Hell! That must have been a mistake. You have to give him back: he belongs in Heaven!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Devil crosses his arms and says,<br \/>\n\u201cNo way. We like our engineer.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>God says,<br \/>\n\u201cIf you don\u2019t give him back, I\u2019ll sue you!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Devil grins and replies,<br \/>\n\u201cYeah, good luck with that? Where are you going to get a lawyer?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paul Rees. &#8211;\u00a0 An engineer dies and ends up in Hell. Engineers don\u2019t usually end up there, so the Devil is pretty surprised. Hell, as expected, is a mess \u2014 the AC is broken, the pool is empty, the roads are falling apart, and everything is miserable. After some time, the engineer starts fixing things. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=115055\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comic-relief-o-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=115055"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115055\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":115056,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115055\/revisions\/115056"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=115055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=115055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=115055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}