{"id":115271,"date":"2026-02-23T16:45:42","date_gmt":"2026-02-23T22:45:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=115271"},"modified":"2026-02-23T16:47:11","modified_gmt":"2026-02-23T22:47:11","slug":"115271","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=115271","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Artillery:<em> A Haiku<\/em><\/p>\n<p>BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM<br \/>\nBOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM<br \/>\nBOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM<\/p>\n<p>Calm follows barrage<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re all crispy critters now<br \/>\nNext grid mission, Sarge?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Artillery: A Haiku BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM Calm follows barrage You&#8217;re all crispy critters now Next grid mission, Sarge?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[91],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quip-o-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=115271"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":115273,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115271\/revisions\/115273"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=115271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=115271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=115271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}