{"id":116997,"date":"2026-05-26T01:32:59","date_gmt":"2026-05-26T06:32:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=116997"},"modified":"2026-05-26T01:34:48","modified_gmt":"2026-05-26T06:34:48","slug":"116997","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=116997","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Today, I got mugged.<\/p>\n<p>He pointed a knife at me and said, Your money or your life. I told him I was married so I didn&#8217;t have money or a life.<\/p>\n<p>He gave me a hug and we cried together.<\/p>\n<p>It was beautiful.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Old Salty Marine (@BamaSaltyMarine) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BamaSaltyMarine\/status\/2058939888674681219?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 25, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I got mugged. He pointed a knife at me and said, Your money or your life. I told him I was married so I didn&#8217;t have money or a life. He gave me a hug and we cried together. It was beautiful. \u2014 Old Salty Marine (@BamaSaltyMarine) May 25, 2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-116997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comic-relief-o-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=116997"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116997\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":117001,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116997\/revisions\/117001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=116997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=116997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=116997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}