{"id":118423,"date":"2026-08-25T21:19:31","date_gmt":"2026-08-26T02:19:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=118423"},"modified":"2026-08-25T21:19:31","modified_gmt":"2026-08-26T02:19:31","slug":"118423","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=118423","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Good morning, folks&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Decaf coffee is really just brown water<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Jim Wilson (@SheriffJim4445) <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/SheriffJim4445\/status\/2092230140113666229?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 25, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.x.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good morning, folks&#8230; Decaf coffee is really just brown water &mdash; Jim Wilson (@SheriffJim4445) August 25, 2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-118423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-observation-o-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=118423"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":118424,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118423\/revisions\/118424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=118423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=118423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=118423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}