{"id":118459,"date":"2026-08-28T10:40:36","date_gmt":"2026-08-28T15:40:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=118459"},"modified":"2026-08-28T10:41:13","modified_gmt":"2026-08-28T15:41:13","slug":"118459","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=118459","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, they do nest and hatch here, so&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I&#39;m pretty sure American golfers everywhere will agree with me when I say we need to start calling them &quot;American Geese.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>They overstayed their visas and multiplied.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/CynicalPublius\/status\/2093138024746103092?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 28, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.x.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, they do nest and hatch here, so&#8230;&#8230;.. I&#39;m pretty sure American golfers everywhere will agree with me when I say we need to start calling them &quot;American Geese.&quot; They overstayed their visas and multiplied. &mdash; Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) August 28, 2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[91],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-118459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-snark-o-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=118459"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":118461,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118459\/revisions\/118461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=118459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=118459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=118459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}