{"id":82868,"date":"2025-09-29T00:01:31","date_gmt":"2025-09-29T05:01:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=82868"},"modified":"2025-09-28T17:48:37","modified_gmt":"2025-09-28T22:48:37","slug":"82868","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=82868","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>Assault weapon<\/strong>: adjective;<br \/>\n1. A political term used by morons to describe a semi-automatic rifle (usually black in color) with certain cosmetic features in order to create fear in the uneducated.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Assault weapon: adjective; 1. A political term used by morons to describe a semi-automatic rifle (usually black in color) with certain cosmetic features in order to create fear in the uneducated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quote-o-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82868"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":98572,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82868\/revisions\/98572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}