{"id":84497,"date":"2022-08-15T09:02:08","date_gmt":"2022-08-15T14:02:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=84497"},"modified":"2022-08-15T09:02:08","modified_gmt":"2022-08-15T14:02:08","slug":"84497","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=84497","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Or, you could just shake a normal mason jar of normal cow&#39;s cream and have healthy delicious, normal butter minutes later. <\/p>\n<p> Freaks. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/VifR4Io55t\">https:\/\/t.co\/VifR4Io55t<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Sheila Gunn Reid (@SheilaGunnReid) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SheilaGunnReid\/status\/1558981357312753665?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 15, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or, you could just shake a normal mason jar of normal cow&#39;s cream and have healthy delicious, normal butter minutes later. Freaks. https:\/\/t.co\/VifR4Io55t &mdash; Sheila Gunn Reid (@SheilaGunnReid) August 15, 2022<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crap-for-brains","category-econuts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84497"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":84498,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84497\/revisions\/84498"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}