{"id":86093,"date":"2022-09-28T21:01:04","date_gmt":"2022-09-29T02:01:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=86093"},"modified":"2022-09-28T21:01:04","modified_gmt":"2022-09-29T02:01:04","slug":"86093","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=86093","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">They took a legendary 200-year-old crystal flute out of storage so that Lizzo could play two notes on it.<\/p>\n<p>The purpose is to remind you that nothing you care about has any value. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/3L4PaUZ9qZ\">https:\/\/t.co\/3L4PaUZ9qZ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; max (@MaxNordau) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MaxNordau\/status\/1575169325647818760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 28, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They took a legendary 200-year-old crystal flute out of storage so that Lizzo could play two notes on it. The purpose is to remind you that nothing you care about has any value. https:\/\/t.co\/3L4PaUZ9qZ &mdash; max (@MaxNordau) September 28, 2022<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crap-for-brains","category-goobermint"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86093"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86093\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":86094,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86093\/revisions\/86094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}