{"id":97922,"date":"2023-11-21T14:29:37","date_gmt":"2023-11-21T20:29:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=97922"},"modified":"2023-11-21T14:29:37","modified_gmt":"2023-11-21T20:29:37","slug":"97922","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=97922","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">More important &#8211; doesn\u2019t this dude have a comms\/PR team?  Buy the 8  &amp; 1 candle for 81. When you\u2019re trying to shift the focus of away from his age, how about you don\u2019t turn his cake<br \/>Into a bonfire?!!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lieutenant Frank Drebbin (@TXLoneStarLee) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TXLoneStarLee\/status\/1726807239238070368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 21, 2023<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More important &#8211; doesn\u2019t this dude have a comms\/PR team? Buy the 8 &amp; 1 candle for 81. When you\u2019re trying to shift the focus of away from his age, how about you don\u2019t turn his cakeInto a bonfire?!! &mdash; Lieutenant Frank Drebbin (@TXLoneStarLee) November 21, 2023<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goobermint"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=97922"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":97923,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97922\/revisions\/97923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=97922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=97922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=97922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}