{"id":99994,"date":"2024-02-12T00:45:02","date_gmt":"2024-02-12T06:45:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=99994"},"modified":"2024-02-12T00:45:02","modified_gmt":"2024-02-12T06:45:02","slug":"99994","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/?p=99994","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I don\u2019t have money, I need some I-Phone bread.<a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/dM5EoeY0TA\">pic.twitter.com\/dM5EoeY0TA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 Pismo \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 (@Pismo_B) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Pismo_B\/status\/1756467572063846517?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 10, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-99995\" src=\"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/stupid-aoc-600x382.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"382\" srcset=\"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/stupid-aoc-600x382.jpg 600w, https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/stupid-aoc-450x287.jpg 450w, https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/stupid-aoc.jpg 680w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t have money, I need some I-Phone bread.pic.twitter.com\/dM5EoeY0TA &mdash; \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 Pismo \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 (@Pismo_B) February 10, 2024<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,21,38,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crap-for-brains","category-hypocrisy","category-meme-o-the-day","category-vid-o-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=99994"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":99996,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99994\/revisions\/99996"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=99994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=99994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesfortis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=99994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}