Duel of the Century: Trump Challenges Biden to a Cognition Assessment Test

The President has challenged a Democrat to a dual. Personally, I’m still confused by Joe Biden’s presidential nomination.

What’s his party thinking? With all due respect to my elders, Joe’s obvious medical issue doesn’t make for a very in-command Commander-in-Chief.

As I covered previously, Vice President Mike Pence believes something’s afoot — of the “Trojan horse” sort. Are the most radical elements of the American Left waiting to pull strings tied to Joe’s Geritol’d joints?

If so, how will they reach that day of political puppeteering? How might Biden perform in a debate against Donald “The Animal” Trump?

I can’t imagine it happening, but Trump’s at the ready.