
Category: Quip O’ The Day.
Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers.
Why is the Battle for Los Angeles always Marines vs Aliens ?
I think that Operation Nitro Zeus never really ended.
Quip O’ The Day: ‘Cardboard factory’, suuuure
What the Hell Is Going on in Iran This Time?
Iran is on fire — literally, again — and nobody knows why. A massive power plant and a “cardboard factory” caught fire bigly in Iran over the weekend. But there is impressive new video of Iran’s port explosion from last week.
Iran International reported that a “series of incidents unfolded in Alborz Province, west of Tehran, on Saturday evening, including two fires, reports of an explosion, and a magnitude 4.0 earthquake, according to official statements and eyewitness accounts.”
Israeli action? Typical authoritarian regime attention to maintenance issues? God just doesn’t like the mullahs’ regime? Who knows.
For reasons yet unknown, the Montazer Ghaem power plant in Karaj, just west of Tehran, caught fire on Saturday. Here’s that video:
Fire reported at the Montazer Ghaem power plant near Karaj, west of Tehran. No official confirmation or known cause yet.
Unbelievable. pic.twitter.com/nP2HX5j3Xe
— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) May 3, 2025
Those cooling towers make Montazer Ghaem look like it might be a nuclear power plant, but it burns natural gas and other fossil fuels.
Tehran posted undated video of the plant not on fire and claimed that there was nothing to see here, move along.
In the same province, also on Saturday, a “cardboard manufacturing factory” was seen burning brightly.
A large fire engulfed a cardboard manufacturing factory in Nazarabad, west of Tehran province, on Saturday evening, according to videos obtained by Iran International.
Footage from the scene shows heavy flames and thick plumes of smoke rising from the facility. As of now, there… pic.twitter.com/c03cDK4KdH— Iran International English (@IranIntl_En) May 3, 2025
Democrats are so desperate for votes they will literally fly to El Salvador to spring a potential voter out of prison and bring him back.
What do you call a basement full of Leftist?
A whine cellar.
I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer rugs.
Prophets are going through the roof.


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Old And Busted: The War on Terror.
The New Hotness? The War on Inanimate Objects!
That’s because they would rather see Jews die than offend an Islamic terrorist. The media is sick.
— John Malverne (@JohnMalverne) December 21, 2024
Have flames become self-aware?
If so maybe there is hope for government funded journalists to become self-aware too!
Andrew Coyne noticed the dishonesty and stupidity of the headline in this particular incidence.
Does he understand that his media comrades lie like this to us every day on every topic not just on Hamas Pride violent incidents?
This isn’t an isolated incident of media lying, it happens all day every day.
Or is that too complex for him at his present larval stage of sentience?
This “place of worship,” could it have been of any particular faith? https://t.co/H8yH6kMZNs
— Andrew Coyne 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇬🇪🇲🇩 (@acoyne) December 19, 2024
“If I’m gonna be lost in space for that long, I need a talking robot. And maybe June Lockhart or Marta Kristen.”
Stranded Boeing Starliner astronauts face new delay in return to Earth from ISS.
Dec. 17 (UPI) — Two Boeing Starliner astronauts, stranded at the International Space Station in June after what was supposed to be a weeklong test flight, are facing a new delay in their return trip to Earth, NASA revealed Tuesday.
Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore had been scheduled to return on a SpaceX Dragon flight in February, after they were forced to abandon Starliner due to helium leaks and thruster issues. The pair will now return to Earth no earlier than late March, 10 months after they originally launched, as they wait for their replacements to arrive at the ISS.
“NASA’s SpaceX Crew-10 now is targeting no earlier than late March 2025 to launch four crew members to the space station,” NASA wrote Tuesday in a post on X.
“The change gives NASA and SpaceX time to complete processing on a new Dragon spacecraft for the mission, set to arrive in early January.”
Quip O’ The Day:
Neil Degrasse Tyson is the imitation crab of science. Manufactured to look authentic, but as soon as you get a taste you know it’s fake.
There are no inconvenient facts for the left. Anything inconvenient is disinformation. Transgender women have an athletic advantage over cisgender women? Nope, that is disinformation. Late term abortions for convenience? There are none. There are no tradeoffs or considerations…
— Brad Hage (@brad_hage) November 24, 2024
“We are now unburdened by that has been.”
Hezbolla called senator Warren in hopes of learning smoke signals to communicate safely
— Mike Neanderthal MCNationalist (@Cointuckeywind1) September 19, 2024
Donald Trump has more attempted assassinations, than Kamala Harris has primary voters.
— The Redheaded libertarian (@TRHLofficial) September 16, 2024
PINO
President In Name Only
The Dem. ticket:
Harris-Walz.
DEI-DUI
— Howie Carr (@HowieCarrShow) August 6, 2024
