If you are on a long ride it is good to be able to have snacks. đđđ pic.twitter.com/WF9pTAbFhZ
— Susan (@emma6USA) March 31, 2026
If you are on a long ride it is good to be able to have snacks. đđđ pic.twitter.com/WF9pTAbFhZ
— Susan (@emma6USA) March 31, 2026
That’s a Ford Pinto for those who might not recognize the make & model.
An engineer dies and ends up in Hell.
Engineers donât usually end up there, so the Devil is pretty surprised.
Hell, as expected, is a mess â the AC is broken, the pool is empty, the roads are falling apart, and everything is miserable.
After some time, the engineer starts fixing things. The AC works again, the pool is full, roads are repaired, and suddenly Hell is⌠comfortable.
Eventually, God looks down and notices people in Hell actually enjoying themselves. Confused, He calls the Devil and asks whatâs going on.
The Devil replies,
âThat engineer you sent us has been fixing things. Heâs doing wonders down here!â
God exclaims,
âWHAT?! Engineers donât go to Hell! That must have been a mistake. You have to give him back: he belongs in Heaven!â
The Devil crosses his arms and says,
âNo way. We like our engineer.â
God says,
âIf you donât give him back, Iâll sue you!â
The Devil grins and replies,
âYeah, good luck with that? Where are you going to get a lawyer?â

Congress Prepares To Pivot From Doing Nothing Because Of The Shutdown To Doing Nothing Because Theyâre Congress https://t.co/U9FQCFuUnI pic.twitter.com/icNuKnIh6y
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 10, 2025
It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey
Pokey.But I've turned myself around and that's what it's all about.
Iâll be here all night! đ¤Ł
— American Patriot đşđ¸ (@JWe9378) November 10, 2025
OK, WHO DID THIS???đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł pic.twitter.com/l4BogRsL61
— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) October 23, 2025
Bill Cosby Joins Hamas So Feminists Will Stop Condemning Him For Rape https://t.co/Qadwonzt4X pic.twitter.com/CAVTMtwPg6
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 7, 2025

I don't care what anyone says about Jimmy Kimmel. The man saved my life.
I had spent 6 weeks in a coma after a terrible accident. When a visitor to my hospital room turned on Jimmy Kimmel,
I had to get up and change the channel.— Clinton (@614clinton) September 23, 2025


I just saved a dog that was locked in a car. The car was running and the AC was on but Taylor Swift was playing on the radio
— đşđ¸đChris Whiteđđşđ¸ (@PISDI94_96) June 24, 2025
Hamas Agrees To Surrender If Europe Will Take Greta Thunberg Backhttps://t.co/qbt2Nl2ZOL pic.twitter.com/Cy7mbft6LW
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 3, 2025
His friends dared him to touch a human 𤣠pic.twitter.com/WmxR8td7ZS
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) April 27, 2025
Tiktoker says that the spells witches are trying to cast on President Trump aren't working, and they should instead target Elon Musk
Seems totally normal and stablepic.twitter.com/iqhirXYs7y
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 11, 2025