Congress Prepares To Pivot From Doing Nothing Because Of The Shutdown To Doing Nothing Because They’re Congress https://t.co/U9FQCFuUnI pic.twitter.com/icNuKnIh6y
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 10, 2025
Congress Prepares To Pivot From Doing Nothing Because Of The Shutdown To Doing Nothing Because They’re Congress https://t.co/U9FQCFuUnI pic.twitter.com/icNuKnIh6y
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 10, 2025
It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey
Pokey.But I've turned myself around and that's what it's all about.
I’ll be here all night! 🤣
— American Patriot 🇺🇸 (@JWe9378) November 10, 2025
OK, WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/l4BogRsL61
— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) October 23, 2025
Bill Cosby Joins Hamas So Feminists Will Stop Condemning Him For Rape https://t.co/Qadwonzt4X pic.twitter.com/CAVTMtwPg6
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 7, 2025

I don't care what anyone says about Jimmy Kimmel. The man saved my life.
I had spent 6 weeks in a coma after a terrible accident. When a visitor to my hospital room turned on Jimmy Kimmel,
I had to get up and change the channel.— Clinton (@614clinton) September 23, 2025


I just saved a dog that was locked in a car. The car was running and the AC was on but Taylor Swift was playing on the radio
— 🇺🇸🙏Chris White🙏🇺🇸 (@PISDI94_96) June 24, 2025
Hamas Agrees To Surrender If Europe Will Take Greta Thunberg Backhttps://t.co/qbt2Nl2ZOL pic.twitter.com/Cy7mbft6LW
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 3, 2025
His friends dared him to touch a human 🤣 pic.twitter.com/WmxR8td7ZS
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) April 27, 2025
Tiktoker says that the spells witches are trying to cast on President Trump aren't working, and they should instead target Elon Musk
Seems totally normal and stablepic.twitter.com/iqhirXYs7y
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 11, 2025
OMG.. 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m never deleting this app. pic.twitter.com/M9S0rkueEl
— American AF 🇺🇸 (@iAnonPatriot) February 20, 2025
Not all that far off……..
Tesla Cybertruck Voted 'Worst Vehicle' By National Association Of Terrorist Car Bombers https://t.co/Tir7Kf3ZWD pic.twitter.com/y5e2xIOxN9
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 2, 2025
A 57,000 square foot Temu warehouse in China went up in flames today. The total loss of inventory has been estimated to be as high as $56.19 USD. pic.twitter.com/u0r7nbD9jH
— Thrilla the Gorilla (@ThrillaRilla369) December 30, 2024