The Palestinians never pass up an opportunity to pass up an opportunity.
Trump and the Art of the Middle East Peace Deal.
- Nobody actually gave up anything, and everybody is getting what they wanted.
- Well, except for the Palestinians, but yet again, they have only themselves to blame for that.
- Maybe Trump just lucked out, somehow bumbling his stupid way into peace.
- Maybe the Bolshoi Ballet is just an infinite number of hyperactive spider monkeys in leotards.
- Nothing this well-orchestrated happens by happenstance.