Dead Terrorists Are Good, Actually

Wow. Remind me never to start a war with Israel, huh? The bad guys got a jump on them a year ago, but ever since, the Jews have been kicking ass.

I thought Operation Beep-Beep-Boom would be the highlight, but they saved the best for last. Witness the glorious farewell of October 7 mastermind Yahya Sinwar:

 

It’s good to see that before they put him out of his misery, he was literally disarmed.

Sinwar has now ceased firing.

“What has one thumb and just got pwned by the Jews? This guy!”

That scumbag’s last great act of defiance was lobbing a stick at a camera drone. Yet according to his fans (mostly American college students and Congressional Democrats), Sinwar “fought to the end.”

LOL!

Gotta say, putting a hole in this guy’s head only improved his looks. As the great Andrew Stiles puts it: “World’s ugliest terrorist killed in war he started.”

Bye-bye, Yahya. If you didn’t want to go out like a bitch, you shouldn’t have picked a fight you knew you couldn’t win.

Score one for the good guys. If only our government had agreed when it mattered.

I’m glad Israel didn’t listen to our stupid, incompetent president or his stupid, incompetent vice president. If they’d had their way, all those dead Hamas and Hezbollah terrorists would still be live terrorists, plotting more terror.

“Ceasefire” just means “surrender.” I prefer Israel’s plan: Kill the enemy, dismantle their command hierarchy, destroy their infrastructure, repeat. That’s how you win a war. Now those Allah-botherers can go enjoy their 72 goats in Heaven.

And of course, Joe & Kamala are ever so proud to be part of the winning team, aren’t they? “Yay, Israel! We knew ya could do it. High five!” Ugh. They had nothing to do with this victory, and actively tried to prevent it.

“Hamas is an idea,” they bleated. “You can’t destroy an idea!” Well, Nazism is an idea, but that didn’t save Hitler.

America doesn’t get to jump on the bandwagon now. This is Israel’s victory, and Israel’s alone.

But then, Kamala is an expert coat-tail rider.

 

If you want my opinion — and you do, or you wouldn’t be reading this — both major-party presidential candidates are doing their best to lose. Unfortunately, only one can.

They’ve both said and done so many stupid things in just the past week, I’m completely numb to it all. Nothing is going to convince me to vote for either of them.

I’m not telling anybody how to vote. And nobody is telling me how to vote.

At first I was really looking forward to November 6. Finally, it’ll all be over. But then I remembered the 2000 election. Deciding the winner of that one took over a month. I’ve mostly blocked out the whole nightmare, though. All I really remember is one phrase: “hanging chads.” [SHUDDER]

And way back in 2000, when social media consisted of Usenet groups bickering about Buffy the Vampire Slayer, one month wasn’t nearly as long as it is now.

Don’t believe me? This was a month ago:

Feels like a year, right?

And then there was the 2020 election. ‘Nuff said about that.

I just hope that no matter who wins, it’s by a wide enough margin that we can avoid any of that nonsense. But hope ain’t a plan.