AWFL- Affluent White Female Liberal

 

It’s Already Happening: AWFLs Who Converted to Islam Are Going Full-Blown Karen on It
God works in mysterious ways, my friends.

He sent a raven, an animal considered unclean to the Jewish people, to feed Elijah when he was in hiding from King Ahab.

He gave the Israelis in exile a bronze serpent to look upon to cure their snakebites in the desert, in spite of serpents being considered evil.

And now, God is sending the world’s greatest predator, the first-world leftist white woman, upon the Islamic world.

Last week, I wrote about how the new leftist trend for 2026 surfaced early in the form of leftist white women converting to Islam for the Gram. Gone are the days of declaring your bisexuality or your gender being “non-binary.” Now it’s all about putting on a hijab and giving praise to Allah.

But if you thought these women were converting to Islam to obey the faith and keep to its very misogynistic and homophobic tenets, then I regret to inform you that these are AWFLs, and the only religion they adhere to is the one where they are god.

As I predicted, these leftist white women are now discovering that their “religion of peace” is actually very intolerant of all the things their ideology told them to hold dear, such as gays, transgender people, and even the victimhood of women. As it turns out, Islam doesn’t just reject these things; they actively toss members of the LGBTQ+ community off the top of buildings and consider women to be second-class citizens who have no rights.

But never fear, these converts who still adhere to the religion of “ME” are here to peck-hand and finger wag Muslim men into having the correct beliefs and the acceptable behaviors that will take all the problematic issues out of the faith that has plagued it for the thousands of years it’s been around.

Let’s start with white savior A, who has a message to Muslims who are being homophobic and transphobic. She says they need to be more accepting, not just to stop the genocide of LGBTQ+ people, but because it fuels the genocide of Muslims, because being homophobic and transphobic gives people the excuse to be cool with Muslim genocide.

She ends by stating that being so phobic is pushing away people who are gay and trans from Islam and that they need to humble themselves before Allah because he knows best. Apparently, she knows Allah better than the Imams, and why not? She’s a white leftist woman.

While that was hilarious, I think this next one is even funnier.

Here we have another AWFL complaining about Muslim men who need to “leave hijabi women alone” and stop “haram-policing” women like her. She says she wants a gender separation in women’s online spaces, just like she has at the mosque she attends.

I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure this woman is doing many things considered “haram” (forbidden) by Islamic standards, and she doesn’t know that because she converted yesterday and already thinks she’s an expert.

In both videos, we see the hubris of the AWFL. So confident in their ignorance that you could shove facts and established rules in their faces and they would brush it off angrily and tell you to stop being problematic while they live out “their truth.”

They clearly haven’t been a part of the religion for long because if they were truly experienced with it, or even looked into it deeper than the likes and views they get for cosplaying as a faithful Muslim, they’d learn that expulsion of gays and transgender people is the point. If given a free hand, these people would be decorating the pavement with “queer” blood like they were painting a Jackson Pollock.

Moreover, they would know that a woman disobeying the rules comes with real punishments that don’t involve a strict talking to. More like a whip to the back or even a stoning.

And if they really adhere to the way, then they’ll get that wakeup call, but in the meantime, I can’t help but laugh as I watch the very thing that plagued Western culture now begin to infect Middle-Eastern culture.

The question is, how long before these women appear in videos, tearfully talking about how they had to walk away from Islam because it was just too problematic?

And another question to ask: How many will be allowed to?